’Twas the Night Before Vampires’ Christmas is a very short poem that parodies the famous ’Twas the Night Before Christmas. In this clever noir version, comedy writer Mike Cecconi pits vampires against Santa Claus on the most magical night of the year. The vampires have hatched a diabolical plan to take over Christmas and get what they want. But, which side will prevail? This tale takes twists and turns in a funny nightmare, a what-if poem that readers will want to read out loud. Just because it’s so much fun.